In Summation

Greetings, Cooters,

First I want to congratulate the Aggies on their move to the SEC, which they celebrated by choking away a 4th quarter lead at home to Oklahoma State. Nice.

In all honesty I thought I had a shot to win the league this year, even with Michael Vick playing like a sack of tepid urine. Kenny Britt was tearing it up, and Jamaal Charles was good enough to put together a year behind the garbage that is the Chiefs. Well, they tore it up all right #ACL/MCL. And Miles Austin is out until Week 6. That's okay. I'll still be Jelly, and probably Boobs.

Metz is back with the White Boy Super Squad, tearing up the league. I'd have to go back and check, but has anyone ever won a Fantasy Football league ever that started five white guys?

It was nice to see Wall lose. Afterall, everyone hates him, right? Jesus, I know I do.

Boobs got married this past weekend, thus leaving Jelly (engaged, allgedly), Mendo, and Austin (I think) as the last cooters remaining on the market. As Jelly will be gone soon, I've gotta say money's on Mendo to be the last man standing. I can totally see him as 53-year-old Midtown Guy, dancing with Glowsticks and shooting buttery nipples.

I watched 6 games from this past weekend, and came away totally in awe of Colt McCoy's leadership. Despite the Buffalo win, and Brees dominating the Texans in the 4th quarter, Colt really stood out. What a winner. Just a pure, complete winner.

Quick Hitter this time, guys. And really, I just wanted to write something so I can post the video below. MVP 2014. Enjoy, bitches.

http://youtu.be/_Xt4Ib3fsh0