Tomorrow night we'll see 'Johnny Cakes' Rodgers (have you seen the dude's mustache?) take on Drew Brees and the remnants of a decent defense. I'm going to skip the formaility of writing this week and just give you straight, old fashioned Inside the NCL format.
Step 1: Piss People Off
Seriously, if every college football program that's been largely irrelevant for the last decade tries to run to another conference after FINALLY winning 9 games, college football is fucked.
Step 2: Football Commentary
Division Winners
AFC West
San Diego
AFC South
Houston
AFC East
New England
AFC North
Pittsburgh
AFC Wildcards
Kansas City
New York
NFC West
St. Louis
NFC South
Atlanta
NFC East
Dallas
NFC North
Green Bay
Wild Cards
Philadelphia
New Orleans
Super Bowl
Green Bay vs. San Diego
Champion
Green Bay
Step 3: NCL Commentary
The following teams have no shot at winning the title this season, largely because either A) Not enough talent, or B) They need too many big seasons from individual players:
Tibs, Jace, Mendo, Bobby, Metz, Bille (Michael Turner is done, bro)
The following teams have a shot to win this season:
Justin, Austin (all depends on Frank Gore, who may have one more good season in him), Wall (Fucker), Martin (simply because if Felix Jones stays on the field, he's a top 3 back), Tom (too much upside with a full season of Vick).
In the end, I think Wall win finally win a keeper title. Trust me, I hope he still carries the title of, "biggest fag to never win a NCL Keeper Title."
Remember, we're only a few seasons away from the coronation of Colt.
Kneelift!
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Titletown
Posted by Tom Cathey 2 at 9:31 AM
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