Slippage

I get it. We're all adults now. Most of us are married or engaged, have careers and children. Who has time to sit down and write predictions or change their NCL team name? I know Jace's too busy using his oversized buck knife to slice open another can of Cope, and Bobby is too busy filing his AARP paperwork.

I haven't had the 'honor' to write predictions in a few seasons, because I'm too busy being mired in Kubiak-esque mediocrity to be bad or good. Shit, I might get another chance next week. I'm starting Tim Tebow this week.

So with that in mind...gentlemen...let's get to it.

M10 vs. The Viking Warlord

Martin, sensing his season slip away, dealt for Cam Newton despite having a franchised Matty Swab, is currently stuck at the bottom of the leaderboard ala Ty Tryon (look it up). Austin, Mr. Cardinals 'Darkhorse Guy" (I told you Kevin Kolb sucked), still has an outside shot at the money. This battle of Brothers in Law(s) goes to Mr. Ponder this week. Mendenhall, Mike Wallace and Dallas' match-ups lead the day. Scam Newton can't pull it out for Pee In His Butt. (Nice team name this week, Sal.)

Carville vs. Mr. Stroyick

Who hates Wall more than me? Probably no one, but he still has the best team in the NCL. Despite the loss of Andre Johnson, he's still rolling thanks to Matt Forte. This week, however, Boobs gets over ala CM Punk on Wallum. This is a hunch play, due to the fact that I think Chris Johnson gets right this week (even though that was a bad move, Mr. Dan Snider). Bob in the UPSET SPECIAL!

Super Ag vs. The Mayor of Lousiana

I kind of feel bad for Justin. He took Peyton, got proper-bent-over, and has been scuffling ever since. Mr. Social Media, Bille, is mired in the 3-3 cluster of average. This week, Bille wins. I think Baltimore will score 200 points against Jacksonville.

Reef vs. Saint Anger

After a championship season, Reef has been let down by his franchise cornerstones, Phillp Rivers and Arian Foster. Despite Megatron going all JAZZ on the league, Reef is near the bottom. And this week, Rivers gets Revis/Cromartie, and MJD gets Baltimore. Despite a good fight, Lil' Jace gets the win. Aaron Rodgers puts in in Justin's butt, and he can't really decide if that's a good or bad thing. Jace wins.

Chris vs. Teen Wolf

All Day is taking Chris to the next level. And Steve? Welker and Brady. In a power-brokering battle, Tibs gets the victory over a depleted Steve. Sam Bradford falls short against the Dallas D.

Me vs. Peter Pan

I'm starting Tim Tebow. Steve is starting Drew Brees vs. Indy. I'm going to take on harder than Nancy after three Zimas. Steve in a walkover.