I've got to admit; it does feel a little like Christmas Eve. It's only hours before the official kickoff of the 2010 NFL Season and the true beginning of the 2010 NCL Title chase. It's been a long, boring-ass summer with only Soccer and Lebron's D-BAG FEST down in Miami to keep us preoccupied. Well that and of course like 15 celebrities died (RIP Corey Haim and Gary Coleman).
Tomstradamus is back, and although Chris Simms is still chasing that elusive 2006 MVP, he's ready to get back on track. So with that my fellow cooters, here are 5bold predictions before the 2010 season gets truly underway.
1. Justin will win the NCL Title
Actually, this season is a two-horse race (sorry everyone else). It's going to be either Jace or Justin, and in the end I'm going with the guy with 5 viable RB options. Injuries happen and often derail fantasy seasons...AP is due.
2. The Texans Will Not Make the Playoffs
Yeah, I know...it hurts me just writing that, but we've got to face the facts. The Texans are without Brian Cushing for the first four games, and they will be rolling out the not-so-dynamic duo of Glover Quinn and Kareem Jackson against the likes of Peyton Manning, Tony Romo and Donovan McNabb. And that's just in the first three weeks. 9-7 for Houston this year; and Kubiak is shown the door.
3. The New York Jets will Miss the Playoffs
While Rex Ryan is the most entertaining NFL Coach since Jerry Glanville, and the Jets Defense is fierce, the loss of Thomas Jones and Alan Faneca will hurt the offense a little more than they realize. The Patriots are the class of the AFC East, and the Dolphins aren't too far behind. Sorry Rexy; Matt Sanchez is a doucher. Let's go have a goddamned snack! (Hard Knocks Reference)
4. Terrell Owens Will Be Released by Week 10
Who honestly thought that teaming TO with Ochocinco was a good idea? Well, the team that signed Pacman Jones, that's who! In all honesty, does anyone envision a scenario where TO makes it through without at least throwing his Receivers coach under the bus? Then again, the Bengals don't release anyone...until they die (RIP Chris Henry).
5. Predictions
AFC Division Winners
New England-East
Baltimore-North
Indianapolis-South
San Diego-West
AFC Wildcards
Miami
Cinncinati
NFC Division Winners
Green Bay-North
Atlanta-South
Dallas-East
San Francisco-West
NFC Wildcards
Philadelphia
New Orleans
AFC Champion
Baltimore
NFC Champion
Atlanta
Super Bowl Champions
Baltimore
That's it, Cooters. Enjoy kickoff 2010.
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Not Even a Mouse...
Posted by Tom Cathey 2 at 8:10 PM
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I'd buy all of these except for Philly. I think my Vikings will steal the wildcard.
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